Sun 1.00am STV
Indie Ibeeza
New series where mentally-deficent
stars of popular indie music review the latest Ibiza superclubs and essential
hedonism from around the island. This week, Liam Gallagher wanders around
carrying a can of special brew and shouting 'turn your fucking poofy music
off'.
Fri 9.00pm C7
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Hilarious US sitcom about a
group of Twenty-somethings in an office or whatever. Jokes are helpfully
pointed out by the endless stream of unbearable shrieking audience laughter
which penetrates your skull like the baying of a thousand vile daemons.
With a guest appearance by David Duchovny.
Sat 12.10pm C7
Exciting Cricket
The International Cricketing
Association joins up with American entrepreneur Greg 'Supersmash' Mulvey
to spice up the incredibly dull sport with a series of diverting incidents.
Today's match between England and New Zealand will feature nude mud-wrestling
and one in ten balls will be replaced with explosive red apples.
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Sat 8.00pm STV An
African Wedding
 Romantic
Hollywood-style comedy set in poor black areas of South Africa. Kanisha and Mokgohlwe
are good friends, but a touching romantic plot with elements of farce and
social comedy fails to have time to develop because they're too busy starving
in abject fucking poverty and trying not to die from HIV.
Tues 2.30pm BFC
Serial Killers At Home
Risky series where Ruby Wax
interviews well-known serial killers and mixes sexual innuendo with helpful
tips about interior decorating. This week: Buddy 'The Carver' Kanson shows
Ruby some attractive banisters made from the skulls of his victims.
Weds 12.00am BFC
Dubya News
US President George W Bush
presents a topical news program centring on world events. Today, 'Where
the fuck's Israel? That near Kentucky? Hey, where's mah beer?'
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Tues 7.30pm BFC
Hello Froggy
Offensive racist and xenophobic
70s British comedy series now resurrected because it was actually 'ironic'.
An ignorant mulleted social worker deals with the ridiculous asylum claims
of immigrants and foreigners and jokes about their hilarious accents and
comic foreign ways.
Fri 11.20pm STV
Snakeblade
Tense
thriller set in the deep south of America. Backwoods detectives Jimbob
and Billy-Bob uncover a murder mystery dating back a whole month but it
turns out to be a dead goat.
Mon 3.25pm BFC
Subtext Toons
New kids show where the obvious
subtexts of cartoons are revealed by film critic Mark Kermode. This episode:
Tom
and Jerry: He Wanted to Fuck the Mouse Really. Kermode smiles smugly
as the innocence of thousands of children is shattered.
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