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These are a series of short articles which I've written so that I can express my opinions to the greater humanity by the medium of the international network (but mostly so I don't forget them).
These
are my own opinions, often expressed incoherently but vehemently. If you
don't agree, fair enough. Chances are you may be right.
The Cult of the Good Song 'Walk On By'? You can fuck right off, that's what you can do. Nu-Metal, Nu-Danger 'Rrraaagggh kkiilllll eeevvverryyythiiiinggg!' Why not just have a nice cup of tea instead? Eminem Made Me Do It! He's corrupting our kids, man! I mean, before Eminem came there were no high school shootings, no white rappers and no drugs! Is It Good To Advertise? Sell your soul to the ad-man? No way, dude! ... What? You want to give us how much money to use our record? Has Guitar Music Had its Day? Well, has it? The Fucking Brit Awards 2001 I think the title says it all The Great MP3 debate An updated thing about Mp3 and Napster The State of Music "Oh, music! It's in such a terrible state these days." Time to wake up "6 out of 10? You must be joking!" About why the music press annoys me Shove it in the Pigeonhole Also about why the music press annoys me, but using different words Dictionary of Critical Errors Anyone who's read the music press will know what a load of nutters the reviewers all are, and how, apparently entirely out of spite, they've become obsessed with inventing new categories and terms to try and belittle music . These are some of them. |
Great. So We Won, Right? The war is over, but only in the sense of not being over in any sense at all. Terror Vs. Bigger Terror Just in case you forgot... Tonight the US is at War With... Er... America declares war on anyone who looks a bit like a Muslim. The End of the World II My reaction to the events of Tuesday. Left-wing Right-wing I get sick of people misusing the terms 'right' and 'left', so I thought I'd define them. Give us our Plane Back or We'll Sulk Oh, great. The planet is being run by 9 year-olds. We're All DOOMED Or are we? Yes, we probably are. Is Socialism Dead? Socialism has been part of the fabric of British society since 1945, but it's no longer clear if it's still a part of politics Lose Your History, America My one-page plan for US society. George W should take note Kill the Fuckers? Capital punishment; good, bad, or just alright? Totally Bogus, Dude! Apparently all asylum seekers are bogus, man! Bogus means good, right? It doesn't mean good? Carrots Don't Kill People, Guns Kill People I think the message here is clear. |
Death to Compensation Culture 'I'm really sad. Give me money and I'll be okay'. You can't do that. It's wrong. Real People on Telly People; they're everywhere, and now they're on TV as well. Damn. What Makes Good TV A psuedo-mathematical formula for not making crap telly The Fucking Millennium Something about the millennium Censorship Schmencensorship I was inspired by the recent 'moral outrage' over Chris Morris to write this. The 1 Point Guide To Dealing With Stress Forget all those books about managing your workload, this is the real deal, mate. Drugs = Satan! Another careful weighing up of both sides of the argument, before I make bold and unsubstantiated claims. Now rewritten so it makes sense. The Bloody Farmers Inbred, unhygienic and outdated or just a bit thick? A balanced view Eating Our Neighbours Is meat murder, and is it ethical to buy that pair of leather underpants? |
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